Saturday, December 29, 2007

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Alltagsimpressionen #2: Oh Heimat




After exactly 2 hours in my home town I realized why I moved away from there 19 years. My parking was not the pure bliss - the license but I would have been it. Neither second row ahead of an educational or driveway.

UPDATE: TedBlog user Denzy has mailed me his picture on the subject (see picture below). He admits, however, actually in the wild west style to have parked.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

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.de/sign #5: Ade Subversion


designers were the late 70's considered exotic from my eyes. But in the opinion of people in the Black Forest Province is still better (although not much) as a radical leftist terrorists. Yes, there was also a region in which the automobile, the Radio clock, the engraving and the Kehrwoche were invented. The designers were pretty ok and my school friends thought it was cool that they name basis because these people allowed to play table tennis with them and watch as their "pictures" painted. In addition to customers - now you've recognized the suits - were always friends over from neighboring disciplines of painting, sculpture and architecture. So all very bohemian and established Schaffer and homeowners they sought in vain to stop by looking up a Stahlstichgraveur. This note was

Subversion into to the 80s. Design is then established over the years in this microcosm. This was recognized in several aspects: first, won Italian and South German Sports cars on the frog-campus the upper hand against the rust-leaved CV 2, R 4 and Audi 50 from the 70s. And chapters on various topics rang more often at the front door and asked for money and donations for social services, schools or sports grounds (before it was only the honey seller, my friend Michael, or the milkman). End of the 80 came the final change in the social pecking order in the tranquil old gate. And for me personally it was a slap in the face when I following ad in the local advertising paper read: "Hire spacious 3-bedroom apartment, happy to designers." Ade Subversion ...

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Rampensau #6: Das Mädel mit Spunk



When one gets in the Black Forest offers a live band, moreover, in an absolute mainstream store that has only succeeded because there are no alternatives in place, not the expectations are very high. Umm, yes, but perhaps the store is so successful precisely because it is very mainstream. In any case, hang about the area groups that say otherwise from a town's 20,000 inhabitants were once adamantly avoid it. The Jacky-Cola guys at the bar with her black leather pants and black T-shirts, on the back 20 years ago probably have the current Iron Maiden tour dates stood. Today, they would then have been in the rock factory on such a night. Besides the "Drunken Clan" by Ex-metallers will find a cornucopia of 80-Popper friezes, stone-washed jeans types and one or the other beauty of the land. The shop is bursting full, so we are glad to get 5qm free standing surface. Very close to the stage and in the deep fryer smell that wafts over from the kitchen. To my positive surprise is playing this year, not (as usually and have been for at least 10 years), leaving the local boring band that 2 or 3 times in her bourgeois existence, to play what Hitradio antenna Egalwo always hits as " from the 70s, 80s, 90s and the best of today presents. The band members all seem about 20 years old. Striking is the front woman who not only has a crazy voice and excellent guitar playing, but the bees in the ass so much seems to have that in turn is an appreciative nod to pose the toasting of the evening. We are told that they studied at the Pop Academy in Mannheim. Especially because of her we get wonderful cover versions of numbers of the Lemonheads, Chilli Peppers and Nirvana thrown in our faces. Some tracks played by the Hitradio too, and for which one does not seem to disturb the land around is not. I would have wished, however, a few self-written numbers on this hog. On a wall in front of the stage, even before the worst place because of the deep fryer smell cavort in the second set of the band striking number of local rock stars of yesteryear to appreciate the quality of the band. The ex-drummer of Barcley's Blue Friends, for example, a few scattered ex-members of Mental Age and the guys from Clark 9 extended: the current line, in the biblical age now located ex-groupies and C9 Gunner Manager Legend. We are thrilled to have arrogant bags and let us not even in a dream in mind, they seize the instruments from the hands to even go on stage and pull the load on the left (it was the other band in recent years regularly), has recent years no one made it. Ted says "thank you". UPDATE: as in the comments about the "Message Twister" played a role, I have taken a picture temporarily Elvis compressed air in use.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

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Rampensau #5: Evil Tedpoles



The group's origins lie in the street. More specifically, in a cross road in Pfalzgrafenweiler. Where today is still a flower shop, was once recorded the first album (1987's "Here Comes Trouble"). Club-Nagy is something almost embarrassed when he asked about the wild days of the band in the great rock 'n roll world of glamor. Here in Pfalzgrafenweiler he's just still "our Akos. But: "The times when the band has dozens of hotel room turned inside out is over, so what's only two or three times per round, "notes lead singer Bunny Maja, the Scotch Whiskey as hobbies and David Lynch-indicating films. Hallmark of the band? The hammering guitar of Marc Gunslinger, who already holds four chords per song for "elitist posturing." Why is shooting husband Ben Holch as a model of scandal and Pamela Anderson's rocker ex-lover Tommy Lee, you realize not only the savvy and obligatory beer fountains. The sound of this band is smelly carpet, coarse mesh and aggressive. The bad-boy poses of the round Nagy will raise not just the whim of the audience. The Tedpoles are like a annoying callers, the only one missing, if it no longer logs.

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.de/sign #4: Musik from the gas pump


other day with Lisa on the highway: "Look, here's iPods. Archetypal-graphic understanding of my daughter or a consequence of the fact that I am now a month less than half as many kilometers put like 2 years in a week. In any case, much more charming than the shape of the iPod in the biography of Jonathan Ive to look, in more detail in his work as a designer of bath tubs.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

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SMiSsverständnisse # 1: Nivea


Today starts my new section SMiSsverständnisse, the combination of SMS and misunderstandings. Was she the first SMS poetry triffts again but not significant. It is - similar to the so-called Butt-Call, the accidentally made mobile phone calls when the phone in your ass pocket (hence the name) puts - to funny, strange, cool, absurd, or (you guessed it) lax SMS that you can get such .

Content:
? Already awake Do you also Nivea? "

Sender:
A friend (male) that I have seen in my life 2 times, the last time 2 years ago.

My thoughts: Does he perhaps
level and sour? Does he know the women I know? Ah, he has a cute sister, but with which I have no contact.

Ted says, the text message to someone else should probably geschickt werden.

Zurückgerufen: Nein

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

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Rampensau # 4: Electronics from the CIS


Adrette Damen und freundliche Herren,

endlich (werden Sie sagen) melde ich mich wieder mit einer neuen Multi-Marketing-Level-Aktion. Nachdem unsere letzten Aktionen eine überwältigende Resonanz nach sich zogen - dafür möchte mich bei Ihnen, geliebte Geschäftspartnerinnen und Freunde bedanken - bin ich mir sicher, auch diesmal die richtige Ansprache gefunden zu haben.

Erlauben Sie mir die flapsige Bemerkung, aber dieses Angebot ist wirklich ein Hammer. Unsere Osteuropaspezialisten arbeiteten in den vergangenen Monaten rund um die Uhr, um einen Businessplan der besonderen Art aufzustellen. A few days ago, the contracts made: from now on we work with a Russian technology firm hand in hand. Our alliance is called MedTech. Our joint service for the Eastern European Economic Area is as follows. We combine technology expertise with our advertising and marketing know how.

goes specifically, about getting a ground-breaking hi-fi equipment on the market. All technical features such as slow-eject, easy handling and further refinements to vouch for the quality. A panel will also be possible to go directly to the Internet. And here's the kicker: all this is done via satellite and a unique micro chip
which was originally developed as a GPS system for a large manufacturer in the European automotive industry.

Now to my specific and unique offer: It is also clear that such a project can not be implemented from today to tomorrow. It will require not only the product itself, other components, of which I take on the marketing and advertising person.

dearest friends and partners: Pay today for an amount between 2.ooo .- € and € 10.ooo and get in return for shares of such reasons yet to be public company. An independent investment advisor from Pirmasens puts it spontaneously: "Those who provide not there, your fault.".

your dear Mike XXX

Sunday, October 28, 2007

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Screaming Silence # 4: Search 2114


Almost no one is as long as the four-digit numbers at the start as I did. By 1995 - when virtually all departed on three-digit numbers, you can certainly remember the hype - have MC Joe and I are catering for the idiosyncratic and fascinating four-digit level. Staccato-like, we threw each other the numbers at the head of which we had already heard. There were nights when we talked about nothing else, just against the female guests also like cold cuts. Our passion is also expressed by the elitist attitude of our bodies on display by our avant-garde look. Sweaters, shoes and threadbare corduroys.

We ended friendships with the uncultured philistines, who were content with a 204, pah, yes even specified it. To date, four-digit numbers a magical attraction for me, whenever they run into me on the road. My passion grabbed me as I in June 1995, the first time a 9875 got to see where that was not even really know me. From today's perspective, nothing special, but then I felt a great satisfaction, which of course went by quickly. Because I wanted more, and MC Joe it was, I think the same way.

Restless in search of the king of all figures: 2114! In words, two-one-one-four! If überhaupt nur zu vergleichen mit einer 1535. Wie gesagt, wenn überhaupt. Die 2114 raubte mir zahllose Nächte und hielt mich jahrelang außer Atem. Immer wenn ich mich kurz vor dem Ziel wähnte, entpuppten sich die vermeintlichen 2114er als penetrante 8678, morbide 9782 oder allgemein völlig überschätzte 2208. Ich kann verstehen, dass die Liebhaber von Dreistellern nicht nachvollziehen können, wie sehr MC Joe und ich alles daran setzten, nur einmal im Leben eine 2114 zu besitzen. Selbst durch das aufkommende Internet – so unsere Hoffnung damals – wurde es nicht einfacher, nein, es war ausweglos. Meine Freunde machten sich große Sorgen und brachten mir immer wieder dreistellige Zahlen mit. Mal eine 876 oder einen 635 (the only male figure in the triple digits). Nice gesture, but by testifying incomprehension. I thanked him like, inside me I was eaten away, however. The match against MC Joe had long since given way to a great void. Today I'm glad I never had one in 2114 and most likely this will remain forever. Longing is my drive now. It is now important to me than the fulfillment of possession of a 2114th

Saturday, October 27, 2007

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Rampensau # 3: Video 2000 - Marketing Tricks


Over the years I have "happy" again and again with our friends Mike with grotesque marketing spam. Despite the largely absurd content the feedback is almost zero. Neither a "haste se, not all" nor a "horny stuff". Strange. An example can be found below. The structure and content are similar - very wooden-friendly-exaggerated high-handed approach, any virtual colleagues heroes and a top offer, where you can not say no. Important elements of style are the nested sets and the "not-to-the-point-coming"; and the running joke of his friend, venture capitalist from Pirmasens. Read for yourself! Oh, give Mike a little more profile, it was also an equally absurd image advertising of the protagonist Mike.

Dear Sirs, I was talking about ladies,

It is time again that I am addressing you, all my loyal customers and clients, apply. After several months I spent mainly with numerous trips to European and Asian countries, I can tell you - you have to say almost normally - once again make an offer of superlatives.

She has already packed the Fifa World Cup fever? Germany will be his friends from around the world a worthy host. But where a lot of light, as well as plenty of shade. The tiresome debate on the coveted tickets are just one example. In a personal interview in which in addition to a venture capital investor based in Pirmasens and sales agents Ekki fungus and members of the national organization teams were there, I could personally a picture of make that problems are solved specifically. So be reassured.

know you and appreciate me for my not to uncontrollable optimism. Actions such as our efforts in the former CIS states on "innovative electronics" or the paperback action with Til Büllingen should be mentioned. Thanks again for your support at that time that exceeded even my wildest expectations. I spoke of optimism, but also problems. With pride I can offer you the following exclusive offer!

moved the broadcast rights for images belong exclusively to the central marketing company for Fifa. As a result, you as a visitor record video clips of the games may not. In plain English, this means that not all digital cameras and camera phones with video capture can be brought into the stadium interior.

but I discovered a loophole that does not spoil all the football and video enthusiasts to enjoy the most beautiful thing in the world. The format "Video 2000" is not of this exclusivity arrangements affected.
This carelessness of OCs did the developers of MEDATech to profitable advantage. Expensive prototypes were built in China and developed within a few months for the market. YES! Sensational! We have a limited number of video cameras in 2000 in today's conventional pocket-sized produced exclusively for you, my dear gentlemen and ladies, we can lend you for a deposit of only 2000 € * per Unit. The built-in tracking feature film "media 2.0" allows you and us for the duration of the video sequence and calculate the foundation will present the fee calculation. Per minute walk from our experts Pirmasens, all old hands in the TV business, from an amount of 2 euros.

just reply with "Video 2000 - Sport is the greatest," and the greatest event in the world makes you even more fun!

With world champion regards,

you prefer Mike XXX

Monday, October 15, 2007

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Ted 2.0 # 2: My little saving Giraffe

By Lisa November 2006 (6 years)

There was once a money-The Giraffe
had many friends
But not once - since the small savings
giraffe was sad.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

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tab stories # 4 Everything OK again with bird


ringing the alarm clock at seven. I go to the bathroom. Since bird is already wet and shave before the mirror. "Tomorrow, Ted, sleep well?" Ging "so, neighbor Larry has indeed the whole night against the wall knocked." "I no longer even hear," laughs bird. I shower extremely hot, I love it. After about 10 minutes I come fresh coffee smell from the kitchen counter. Larry bought bread and my anger at him has subsided.

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tab stories # 3: bleaching in the mirror everyday


Before the match in Wolfsburg, the occupants of my car went from a mathematical chance of winning the wolves from 50 percent. I typed as a professional optimist to win. For this purpose a non Tipper ("from superstition") with a good wit and a pessimist who predicted a clear defeat. It was feared. Significant home pack and now 600 kilometers, not early arrival before 4 clock.

Talking about what, when you are together for ten hours? About the referee performance, we have already discussed, also on the many time penalties that have now cost the points. My iPod has 10 gigabytes of music and yet I find it not the right genre. Silence in the car and then still a glimmer of hope. You know the last page of the star. The section "What ...?" really is the last bastion of the star, since the reputation as a serious news magazine went through the Hitler diaries scandal in 1983 in the grits. In the car we play the freestyle version. And if "Icke" Haessler the friend stretched? Correct: Uli Hoeness' son. Wen nutmegged ex-hockey pro and amateur model in 1990 Oliver Kasper playing football behind the Düsseldorf ice rink? The then-champion DEG maker Hans Zach. Cheerfulness but returns a still not. No idea, I'm too tired and I am not really interested and my car steer to the West German asphalt. Finally Freiburg Mitte, defeat is checked off. A pale face greetings from the bathroom mirror and off to bed.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

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Impressions # 1: investigation of an aggravated burglary ...


... have been completed. The untold story of my stolen and wrecked Peugeot scooter (Squab) has found its legal end.

What happened then: nice woman met at club - comes with - 7 am in the morning on the holiday rings - police, "was your scooter found" - did not even know that he was gone - "Bye Cherry, I have to watch" - Transfer of Ex-Roller - "Yes, he is". Bucket dented, cracked, broken - including towing costs Feiertagszuschuss - Es war meine Nachbarin! - Roller aus der gemeinsamen Garage gezockt und von der Polizei (da kein Kennzeichen) gecasht worden, Verfolgungsjagd und Unfall -Anwalt des Vertrauens kontaktiert - Akteneinsicht - Forderung über Abschleppkosten und Wert des Fahrzeugs - nix zu holen - juristisches Schachspiel - wirklich nix zu holen. Fall abgeschlossen - keine Chance auf Zwangsvollstreckung - Einigung aufzugeben.

Was heute geschah: dazu aus dem Schreiben meines Anwalts: "...Sie würden also letztlich gutes Geld dem schlechten hinterher werfen."

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

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.com / sign # 3: Creativity First


Die wahren Wertschöpfer in Unternehmen sind kreative und unbequeme Menschen. Anstatt beim „GEIZ“ anzufangen, you should send the CREATIVE forward.

Monday, October 8, 2007

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tab Stories # 2: bird flight


I reach the dance hall in the city and go inside. "Hi Ted" skin me bird on his shoulder. Pretty badly the shed. It run the indie charts in the late 80s and having to stress many students seem that they have to get up early tomorrow. "Ted, you see that woman over there who dances there? I love her immensely. "Now he dances around the stranger. 5 minutes later it is ready: bird got kicked out because he claims to have collected too many bark beetles. Also, I am leaving the dance hall and make my way home.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

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Monemvasia Monemvasia Upper City from the top

Finally, here come some photos v on Monemvasia from above. The results in this special visit to make up stacked town of course fun, beautiful views and assorted cute little house ...

small at first photos from 'my' Terrace:













terrace visit to 6 clock in the morning (in the background Maleas Cape, this time seen from the east)


Two hours
sp ethereal: Fis Cher
com
men with
full throttle back
of hauling nets








The neighboring
courtyards












three views through and out of my Schlafzimmerfenste r


The trees that you here (and everywhere in the city, and indeed in Chora Kythira, see), are "Paternoster trees," 5 of which are on my balcony, after now 4 years, all larger than me. I had grown from seed grains from Campo dei Greci in Venice.


And now a few of meinen Dutzenden Fotos, die ich von der Mauer der Oberstadt aus gemacht habe:

' Mein' Häuschen und Terasse (Obergeschoss, linke untere Bildhälfte)

S üdwestseite
der Stadt mit Haupt-
tor,
Ritsos' Haus, 'meiner' W
ohnung, West- und Meermauer






Mittlerer Teil der Unterstadt, in dem
es nur noch wenige Ruinengrundstücke
gibt













Westteil der Stadt direkt am Fuss des Felsens, viele Ruinen, die noch nicht wieder aufgebaut wurden























eastern part of the lower and upper town (here we see a part of the ruins) and east wall. The rocks you see a small framed opening in which there is a rock band
















heart of the Lower Town with P Latia, Museum (formerly Mos chee) right, cross-domed church of the Cretans, Elkomenos main church (the a uf back an early Christian chapel dates) both left the Platia







U nd finally the southwest corner of the mount with the garlic fine, which settled the entire foot of the rock of Monemvasia. Unfortunately, only very occasionally the flowers were already open. My dream is to come back now when the whole garlic flowers in soft purple balls and enveloping the cliff in his scent ...










Saturday, July 28, 2007

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The road to the Upper Town is a serpentine system you can hardly call stairs in the In the middle of the city on the rock wall is going up and was obviously not just for pedestrians but also for riders built . It consists of bedrock and built-in step, all different bearing long, broad, high and deep, then highest concentration is REQUIRED to can not seriously stumbles. But this is true (attenuated) to almost all paths and stairs in the city.
There are some gates on the way, in the past were probably gates admitted.

you see above a photograph of the "ladder" (unfortunately not so easy to recognize because of the sun's position) and the sehr großen To rgebäudegruppe oben am Eingang zur Oberstadt.











Die Treppenaufgänge, die aus der Höhe gepflegter und regelmäßiger ausssehen als sie es von unten sind

Unten siehst Du einen inneren Teil der Toranlage, die aus mehreren Räumen, Durchgängen etc.
besteht, alles für Reiter geeignet, von oben g esehen.

And then there is a huge ruins and rubble. Because of the hilly terrain can not see everything at once and is always surprised by new views . The ruins are quite different, Byzantine, ve nezianischer, Ottoman origin and mixed in accordance see from the wreckage ... .

V enezianisches residential buildings .... Steam bath house ... . Türkische Grabstätt e (was ich nicht ganz glaube, die sehen eigentlich ander s aus, aber vielleicht ist es ja eine Art Mausoleum)







Sehr beeindruckt haben mich die beiden riesigen Zisternen zur Wasserversorgung der gesamten Oberstadt (in der Unterstadt hatte jedes Hau s seine eigene Zisterne). Es sind sehr große am Hang gelegene zementartig versiegelte (aber again now overgrown) and walled area to catch the rain, and covered cistern building for storage of collected water. The cisterns have Venetian name, the small top is called 'Galera, the large lower' Galeazza '.

The tanks you see in the upper left of the photo, above the other, the water reservoirs are below to recognize not so good.




is the only well-preserved building, which is probably the church, logically, their stones are not affected. In this case, the Agia Sofia at the far end of the rock, they oll s inside be very nice, but, as always, complete. But from the outside she is beautiful nd u also pretty romantic view. Single storey front one is obviously standing on vault tonnes, or a roof, it must be located so 'underground' or several rooms. The olive tree on its side is the only tree on the Fe loosening, apart from a eucalyptus and pine at the gatehouse of the upper town.

The Agia Sofia and the view from her rock


























monastery of Agia Sofia and olive tree







wall detail of Agia Sofia and the giant fennel letzten Jahr auf de r Klippe












Nach dem Ruinenfeld der Oberstadt führt der Pfad weiter in die Höhe des Felsens, an drei Seiten das Meer, an der vierten die lakonische Küste der Peloponnes. An einem regnerischen und windigen Tag (wie diesem) ist die Wanderung besonders beeindru ckend. Außer mir war nur noch ein niederländisches Ehepaar unterwegs.
Man erreicht schließlich die Akropolis, die noch einmal mit ei ner dritten Wall (after the Lower Town and Upper Town Wall) was attached and are available from the remnants, it was built during the Venetian period, is also still the thick solid powder magazine of the Venetians, the roof is completely covered .

The view from above is great and the rain certainly pleasant than in the blazing sun with no shade.













Venetian powder magazine and look at Laconia